Going to college seems to be one of the most important things in people's lives... for whatever reason.
It's not like you're actually prepared to confront the real world once you're out, so what's the point? You're especially unprepared when you choose some oddball major like communication sciences on a *gasp* public university run by an anthropomorphic pig with a mustache, a toupée and a 24 Karat golden arm. That is just begging to be a waste of time and money.
But, such is life in Darquier, and this is the story of said college and the kid whose life was forever destroyed by college.