“Deadpool: The Major Motion Picture”. You may have heard there’s a Deadpool movie in the works. Anyway, Wade Wilson’s heard the same thing, and he’s determined to tell his own story before Hollywood screws it up. Deadpool even hires his own screenwriter, who manages to get the Merc With a Mouth to open up like never before- revealing not only his origin story, but shocking details you’ve never heard before. We’re talking Oscar™-worthy stuff here, people. That is, unless Hollywood manages to screw it up anyway.