One of the students is at death's door, and the faculty must try to keep them alive...and find who did it! Plus, it's fresh faces aplenty as a new student enrolls - and Storm joins the faculty! Then: Wolverine is a clown? Iceman is a fire swallower? Rachel Grey is a fortune teller? Frankenstein's Murder Circus has come to town and he's brainwashed the X-Men! Do the students stand a chance against their teachers?