WHATZIT #1

Tedium/Cliffhanger
The epic story begins. On a harsh and unforgiving world, a sad and lonely creature bemoans his tortured existence. After completing his daily toil he seeks refuge in the only way he knows - by spending his hard-earned pittance on a glimpse into a better world. Then, a handsome hero and his sexy girlfriend do battle against a swarm of angry demons, an army of horny robots and a very jealous tyrannosaurus. Don't worry, it will all make sense eventually...