* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
It's just another ordinary day at the TURBO CENTER for JO-WILFRIED TSONGA and CHILI. As usual, JO had another scary dream about his mysterious opponent with the explosive serves; and as usual, he and Chili were late for Professor Sissoko's class; furthermore, as usual, they had a confrontation in the school hallway with Darius and his posse. But as it turned out, the day was anything but ordinary, as they also met a mysterious transfer student from the Asian league, the smart and beautiful SONAME.