* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
Boulder, Colorado is one of the most environmentally green towns on earth. When a slacker sanitation worker returns from his suspension, his saboteur boss sends him to shut down the biggest recycling center in town, which leads to life altering consequences for everyone in Boulder. Mixing the message that Captain Planet taught us in the 90's with the absurdity of the film "Men at Work", this satirical story pokes fun at how far some people lean on either side of the environmental issues.