* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
Toybox lived through her first day at the new job and things are routine, strictly routine. There's a minor traffic accident involving a blind cabbie, and the usual problems with the gangs in South Green; Girl One turns out to be wearing less than regulation uniform; and Kelmo Caesar gets punched out in the canteen. Other than that, it's a slow day at Precinct Ten. There's reportedly a body in an alley down North Hockney way, but it's probably just some wino. Come on, keep it moving. There's nothing to see here.