All Aboard the Major Ego Train
It's the battle of the century! (That's if centuries still existed, but since the destruction of earth and therefore the end of time, according to humans, centuries no longer exist). So it's just a really big psychic battle between Bill Burroughs & Zebulon Clodpole for the control of Major Trauma. Whose authority will win influence over earth's sole surviving girl? And who in their right mind would want to, seriously...?