The Legend of Beard Fist

Lads and lasses, sip on your ale. Sit down your asses, let me weave you a tale about an adventurer, true on his quest. With a fist on his beard, his name was Beard Fist. He traveled the land, both far and wide- facing each danger with his friends by his side. And where other men would crumble and fall, Beard Fist was there, saving us all.