* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
Colton Emerson is a young man trapped in a dead end job in a dystopian society where the leaders keep the masses in a constant state of sloth through daily berating and condescending. To escape the oppressive confines of his world, Colton finds solace in a recurring dream where he is a superhero. When he puts on a seemingly normal jacket in a store, the barrier between his dreams and reality is shattered. Armed with his newfound abilities, Colton finds himself with the opportunity to escape his monotonous confinement and follow his dreams down a path that will pit him against a dangerous enemy of the state. But how long can the dream last in a world where mysterious forces seek to limit the potential of the individual?