Side A: "Eviction Notice!"
They're the flawed and the forgotten. The has-been and never-was. They're The Independents and they're the only people standing between us and...a demonic performance artist?
Well, it was nice while it lasted.
Side B: "Burn, Hollywood! Burn!"
Remember the late Doc Dynamite? He marched against segregation and stood up to the Warren Commission. Ring any bells? No? Well, they're making a movie about him. And it's terrible.
This is what happens when the heroes decide to stand up for one of their own.
Hollywood had it coming.
Two stories. One comic. Not only are you getting thrills, chills and laughs - you're getting value, my friend. Declare Independents!