* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
LINCOLN LIVES!! The crooked schemer John Wilkes Booth missed the fated spar with our ever-noble emancipator President. Sadly, the assassination attempt was only the tip of a far more sinister and growing evil. U.S. Grant, Harriet Tubman, Johnny Appleseed and Abe Lincoln must band together to stop it from consuming life as we know it. The past will crumble, the South will rise, and legends must unite as history dies.