* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
Our story follows Riley Dean, a fifteen-year old orphan who inadvertently discovers he possesses extraordinary magical powers. Ordered by Embry Eskyll, the head of the International Agency of Magic, to locate and detain what appears to be a random teenage unknown, IAM operatives apprehend Riley as he attempts to flee a violent coffee shop explosion. Unbeknownst to all, Embry has been possessed by the spirit of Tievel, a once powerful dark mage now exiled from the physical world. Plotting to employ Riley's unknown abilities to recover his physical form, Tievel spirit controls Embry's body to find the prodigal young mage and complete his quest for power and enslave all those who oppose him. Thus, the fate of the IAM and the world at large ultimately rest in the unknowing hands of a teenage orphan.