* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
Alexander Starkweather is a witch plagued by self-doubt and tormented by prophetic dreams. Armed with power he can barely control, an inferiority complex, and a belligerent talking iguana, this former line cook fights to preserve the balance of magic, and to keep a promise made when he was five years old.