* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
An issue full of amazing debuts! A strange new customer makes it clear he "likes to play the video games," Cecania and Fairbanks' long-lost father makes a disturbing return to their family on Thanksgiving, Cecania rings in the new year by wearing a diaper (and not much else), and the Adorable Cyclops Kitten wings his way into your heart for the first and last time! And on the CPP page, look for guest appearances by Paul Rudd, Brian Austin Green (aka B.A.G.), and Zach Braff! (Zach, if you're reading this, we apologize.) SEXY BONUS: Each issue includes a peek into Cecania's Private Party, the fan-service-fueled SORE THUMBS subscription site!