An issue full of amazing debuts! A strange new customer makes it clear he "likes to play the video games," Cecania and Fairbanks' long-lost father makes a disturbing return to their family on Thanksgiving, Cecania rings in the new year by wearing a diaper (and not much else), and the Adorable Cyclops Kitten wings his way into your heart for the first and last time! And on the CPP page, look for guest appearances by Paul Rudd, Brian Austin Green (aka B.A.G.), and Zach Braff! (Zach, if you're reading this, we apologize.) SEXY BONUS: Each issue includes a peek into Cecania's Private Party, the fan-service-fueled SORE THUMBS subscription site!