Smacks & Guzzlers

In a world where the job of being an adventurer is tied up in red tape, two not-very-promising wanderers with delusions of grandeur set out to visit a tower rumored to be enchanted. With one's lack of cunning and the other's lack of eloquence, they venture into the unknown, eager to find plenty of loot and make it out of poverty. But it won't take long for things to go awry; the tower isn't as empty as it seems, and its long-dead landlord continues to watch over his sinister home, even from beyond the grave. Will our adventurers make it out alive?