* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
After a dimensional accident, an Earth astronaut has been cast away on Panda Quartile's alternate Earth - and a suspicious piece of alien technology disguised as a lamp-post is also lost! Jo. Panda and the Professor have to travel through all sorts of strangeness in order to try and tidy up the mess - and they still have Dweng the zombie and Ralph the anteater to deal with - phew!