"Gather round, young and old
To hear tell of heroes both brave and bold!
Of gods and goddess, of ghastly beasts,
Of tales oft told in Ancient Greece!"
Homer Simpson's "The Iliad" will give you the giggles with tales of gods, demi-gods, gorgons, and pomegranates. Mount Olympus will never be the same after Homer gets done telling stories about Zeus, Athena, Hercules, Sisyphus, Perseus, Medusa, Hades, and Persephone!