* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
Enter... The Super Pimps!
Dial "P" for Pimp! Meet Blackbeard, Foxy Mama, Ghetto Blaster, Homeboy, and Sidekick. The year is 1979, and the Super Pimps do battle with their greatest nemesis, Darquefire! But when tragedy strikes, the heroes go their separate ways and their 'Hood, once an urban utopia, decays into a ghetto wasteland. Now, almost thirty years later, a mysterious figure with strong ties to the Super Pimps embarks on a quest to reunite the forgotten heroes, while a familiar evil returns to what's left of The Hood...