* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
Eat the Press
Your source for scare and unbalanced news! In the wake of 'Ba-rot' Obama's assault on the undead presidents, the survivors are reeling and the press want answers! With the government and military in tatters, Bill O'Smiley and Crush Limbo take to the airwaves and declare themselves de facto leaders of the people. Now the C-I-C of an army of zombies, will Obama use his trump card to bring peace at last, or will he plunge us into a true American nightmare?