* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
What's this? Mojo Jojo volunteers to take "Antidote X" to revert back to his former simple simian state? And what's more, he's moving in with the Powerpuff Girls? Shirley, you've GOT to be kidding me! The next thing you're going to tell me is that HIM's got his tutu in a knot, and is starting trouble! Oh wait, it looks like he has... just what the heck is going on in Townsville?!