Menaced by a Middle Management Monster

Due to a misunderstanding over a microwave oven, Mary finds her life endangered by her boss, Mr. Pumpernickel. Menaced by this monster, what can she do? Why, call 1-800-BMY-HERO, of course! Their heroes are guaranteed to save the day within 24 pages or less! Will her hero, the Egalitarian Earther, find and save her before it is too late?