Man vs. Rock Vol 5
No one at the rehab clinic believed Buck Stone when he proclaimed that the rocks would attack. Now they're all dead (most of them died due to nose bleeds and affluenza, but you get the point). Ever since the rock invasion, Buck has dedicated himself to saving humanity and restoring the planet of its honest politicians and benevolent dictators. Fortunately, through his years of preparing for the rock-pocalypse at the local sperm bank, Buck discovered the one mystic who knows how to stop the rocks. Who could it be? The answer is in Volume 5... or not. I can't remember, my brain function is so low, I'm not even legally considered "alive."