After the fall of the Roman Empire, during the time of the Idle Kings, the vice demon Phalloide was unwittingly let loose onto the mortal world- and immediately conscripted into the army! Campidoctor Andre thought he had everything. As a high ranking officer in the Rook's Claw cohort, he has money, respect and status. But lately, he's been beset by trouble and that trouble has a name- Pedes Sebastian! How will Andre deal with Sebastian's new position as the King's favorite- especially when he's assigned to protect his most hated rival? It's Magus vs. Master-at-Arms as personalities collide!