Kitten Heist 1907

Berlin. 1907. Kittens rule the world. Don't ask a human, they have no idea, but cats have long been the dominant species. They control governments, hold international peace-keeping summits and generally have the final say on what constitutes the best kind of sandwich. But then - disaster! An audacious abduction of several high-profile felines rocks kittenkind to its core! Has a human finally stumbled upon the true nature of cats? Will the remaining survivors ever find their kidnapped brethren and bring the culprit to justice? How many different meats on a sandwich is TOO many? Read on to find out! (But "Yes", "Probably" and "Not sure, but we're definitely talking double figures".)