JOAN: BOOK 1, VERSE 0

History tells us that Joan of Arc was burned alive for heresy and rebellion against the English Monarchy. What it failed to tell us was the second part: where she was resurrected by God for revenge! Enchanted with immortality and infinite ammo, the Saint goes on a mission of justice to right all wrongs. Just imagine a 90's biopic of Joan of Arc directed by John Woo with a script by Quentin Tarantino. It's one pulpy, action-packed, bloody good time.