* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
If You Weren't a Hedgehog...If I Weren't a Hemophiliac
Look out--because we went Down Under to find the raw and rubbernecking talent of Andrew Weldon.
Weldon is one of Australia's sharpest humorists; he has delighted, amused, and even appalled readers and fans. He does it again with If You Weren't a Hedgehog . . . If I Weren't a Hemophiliac...
LOL. What else can we say?
* His cartoons have appeared in the Sydney Morning Herald, the Age, the Australian, the Bulletin, the Big Issue, Might, Good Weekend, GQ, and on cards for the Ink Group.
* Andrew Weldon's strange, irreverent humor and worldview amuse both the young and the not-so-young.
* What quirky will get you: Weldon's collection of gag cartoons, I'm Sorry Little Man, I Thought You Were a Hand Puppet, was short-listed in '03 for the Australian Comedy Awards in the category of Outstanding Humorous Books.
* Andrew Weldon has also illustrated and written children's books, including The Kid with the Amazing Head and Clever Trevor's Stupendous Inventions