Holy Cow Comics featuring Star-Spangled Danner
Who is that classic AMERICAN hero in the grand old tradition? Why, Star-Spangled Danner, of course! Watch in breathless awe as Danner conducts a nationwide manhunt for the alleged mastermind behind a heist at the U.S. Mint, Happy Ness! Yes, John Q. Danner has devoted his LIFE to LIBERTY and, now, the pursuit of HAPPY NESS! Also, neither rain nor sleet nor snow nor gloom of night will stop U.S. Male as he battles Slap Wilkerson! Hashtag Awesome!