A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma... or a duck wrapped in a chicken inside a turkey? You decide! Either way, beware crime! It's the "Fowl Foe Of Foul Felons" -- The Turducken! Join itinerant farmhand Mason Jarre (a.k.a. The Turducken) as he battles criminals, scallywags and ne'er-do-wells in rural America... all while trying to woo the fair Becky Sue Sweetboddy! Also featured are vintage PSA's, "coming attractions" and a Turducken text story!