* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
Twas' the Night Before Christmas
Where it all begins. It's the comic book series that follows the icons of
our youth getting into adult-sized trouble off the clock. Welcome to
Holidaze - the bar where mythical icons go to unwind. This first issue
features not one, but two Santa-centric tales of mayhem! First, Santa
passes out drunk on Christmas Eve, and it's up to the other holiday icons
to make sure the night goes off without a hitch, or risk losing the belief
of children across the globe - and their jobs! Then, a verbal slip-up in
the workshop sends jolly old St. Nick into sensitivity training! So pull up
a stool with Cupid and St. Paddy, bum a smoke off the Tooth Fairy, and swap
stories with the Easter Bunny *(if you can stand his cigars)* and become a
regular patron of Holidaze!