Cataclysm
In post-apocalyptic Canada, guns don't kill people - slapshots do.
For the mutated tribes trying to survive nuclear winter - which is like normal Canadian winter, just more radioactive - hockey serves as a form of ritual warfare in which communities gamble their resources on the abilities of their squad to score goals and bust heads on the ice.
Join the Edmonton Atomics - Skully, Squid, Stretch, and Ugly Dave - as they face down their rivals from down the road in this hilarious first installment of Hockeypocalypse.