Fresh in her new Metropolis digs, Harley Quinn begins her brand new...day job? Yes, that's right folks, she's going legit. Well, not exactly. Harley begins an advice column for the Daily Planet, and given her mental state, well, let's just say love is about to become a battlefield. Meanwhile, she's keeping busy at night with her partner in crime, Poison Ivy. And look for the new supporting cast of Perry White, Jimmy Olsen, and a cameo by Clark Kent. Hey! What is this, a Superman book?!?