* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
Peter Bagge ended his third year as the cronicler of disaffected twenty-somethings with a raucous take on the collector mentality - and that of those who prey upon them! In a story entitled "Collector Scum," Buddy decides he's going to get rich quick by opening a business as a buyer and seller of worthless '60s and '70s memorabilia. But he's reckoned without the bizarre and savagely petty nature of collectors - and little does he realize that Lisa, whom he's enlisted to assist him, becomes decidedly more interested in the intrigues and warfare among the collectors than in actually selling any stuff. To no one's surprise, everything ends disastrously, of course!