Los Angeles-based screenwriter and photographer Geoffrey Ashley gets by mostly on his good looks and charm...which, unfortunately, tend to manifest themselves primarily as extremely angry freeway driving and cripplingly uncontrollable sarcasm.

Ironically though, he enjoys long walks in fall weather and is extremely kind to animals and the elderly.

Ashley likes to think of himself as a taller, braver, better-looking version of his signature character, Kieran Murphy. However, Ashley likes to think a lot of things that have absolutely no basis in fact.

He is also a Sagittarius...in case you were wondering.