Furious Fist of the Drunken Monkey

CHIP IS AN UNEDUCATED, UNMOTIVATED, AND OFTEN INEBRIATED CHIMPANZEE. ONE NIGHT, AFTER BEING FIRED FROM WONDER BURGER, YET AGAIN, HE WITNESSED AN ALIEN SPACE CRAFT CRASH. CHIP REMOVED A RING FROM THE ALIEN PILOT'S SEVERED ARM HOPING IT MAY BE OF VALUE. SOON AFTER, CHIP DISCOVERED THAT THE RING COULD TRANSFORM INTO A GAUNTLET OF PURE ENERGY. WHEN ACTIVATED, THE GAUNTLET INCREASES CHIP'S NATURAL SPEED, STRENGTH, AND STAMINA.