Friendship STDs

Have you ever thought: "Man, I wish I could go back in time to child-version me and shove a crowbar through its chest which, yes, will cause my existence to end, but will also allow me to start a new existence for the sole purpose of learning the alphabet again!" Sadly, the tech for that no longer exists, BUT we at Strep Toast Comics have another solution. Take an aluminum bat, heat it angrily, place your tongue on the end of it, are insanely full of rage right now, but your mind is blank! With this new found empty yet horrendously pissed mindset, pick up Friendship STDs and learn the alphabet again, but in a way that you can respect.