* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
'Oh word, what are you doing here at Comic Con?' 'Oh yeah, I'm here to complete my collection of mid-80s murder comics.' 'I'm gonna line up to see the Alien Family reunion.' 'I gotta go to Artists Alley and track down Mahfood.' 'You going to that Wolfbiter party later?' 'Actually, probably not, because I'm a zombie, and all you fools are already dead.' WHO SAYS THIS ISN'T THE GOLDEN AGE OF ZOMBIES IN SAN DIEGO?? Not me. Because there probably won't be a Silver Age. Written by indie sensation Sam Humphries (OUR LOVE IS REAL) with art by hot new talent Jerry Gaylord!