Monsters. Creatures. Thing that go bump in the night. They've been with us since the dawn of time, and frankly, they're sick of our %$#@&.
Enter Eville, a quaint little town where all the most horrible and awful abominations can live in harmony away from the even bigger abomination that is humanity. Since 1693, Eville has provided a tranquil refuge from people and their intolerance, as well as a springboard to adventure for its monstrous citizens! Populated by a diverse mass of creatures and dotted with all sorts of interesting diseased nooks and crannies, Eville won't disappoint, although it may frighten and disgust. Consult your doctor if vomiting persists after the first 100 hours.
So hang out a bit and get to know the colorful and entertainingly neurotic denizens of this proud little 'burg. You may just find some Friends among these Evil monsters...
And don't bother mentioning the smell, we're already aware of it.