Okay, what's this story about? It's not about magical ponies, that's for sure. But imagine if it was, haha J/K! This story is all about this guy, you know the type. He goes to bars and house partys and other places looking for a bit of fun times! But being around other people can suck big so he has a little drinky to relax. But oh no, too many drinky's! All those drinky's get him into trouble with some people. Bad people that he wouldn't go near if he weren't so dang drunk. So after living through the overdrinking trinity (anger, gullibility, and horniness) he realizes maybe staying sober at home might be a better idea.