* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
Behold a P*nis on the Horizon (The Goose Game)
Worlds collide as the chaotic duo Jackal & Squidgirl Encounter Iverna Diskerna and her menagerie of freaks and dangerous monsters. All of them desire possession over the mysterious 'object' and many are willing to resort to extroardinary measures to possess it. Calamity will ensue.