* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
DISCLAIMER: graphic sexuality gore sadistic violence
Your prayers are answered, the final issue of Dicks is here! Holiday hijinks are one thing. But when the Dicks get involved they turn a little merriment into the most offensive yuletide ever! Nothing is sacred to these two Irishmen. Garth Ennis and John McCrea open your presents early this year with "Yule Log in the Bog" and Dougie, Ivor, and the gang take turns desecrating your fondest Christmas memories.