He went to school in Germany, and was brought up among the Nazis. His name was Braun, but he spelt it Brown.
He had enough cheek to join the Fleet Air Arm, and when he won his pilot's wings he felt he was one of the lads. Then, one day, after he had crash-landed on a carrier, a word from the past was spat at him... "NAZI!" And he was back at the beginning again.