War in Unstablovakia should mean steady work for freelance mercenaries, right? Well, not if the mercenaries are incompetent ding-dongs... The battle for the kingdom is down to knights fighting the undead. But these knights have this bothersome code of loyalty that really bothers our two mercenaries or "heroes". Plus, what happens when we add love into the mix? Zombie fights, knife fights, and food fights! Oh my! Grab your sword, armor up, and smash a pie into your enemy's face!