Chris Calzia is many things to many people, but he prefers to be called a screenwriter and producer of online content. His most recent work is the fantasy webseries, Tales of Synthina. He hosts a blog page called Orphan Asylum, where he writes reviews of alternative books, comics, and films. He's contributed stories to The Misadventures of the Small-Time Drug Peddler as well as written a number of other stories that never came into being. He enjoys reading and collecting pulp science-fiction and mystery-crime paperback novels, drinking Mexican coca-cola from taco trucks, and cursing at Los Angeles traffic.