Allow confusion to swallow you whole and spit you out into the world of Keningale Perks, an obsessive compulsive vegan and antiques appraiser whose only dream is to join the roster of host appraisers in the Antiques Roadshow.
Unfortunately for Mr. Perks, fate has other plans when an artifact turns him into a vampire during one of his routine evaluations.
Now, Keningale Perks is slowly lifting the veil of a world very few have ever seen, let alone known. A world where shadows speak, ancient gods live, and humans are more powerful than they think.