Black Ham #1

Death of a Nation
The world is in peril. Empress Pineapple uses a recent terrorist attack in the Grand Dessert (yes dessert; like cake and ice cream) to expand the Garden Empire across the Birdlands and colonize its inhabitants; the humble Fish People. Representative Chip of the Mousse Coalition, commissions Col. Bird of the Mousse Intelligence Foods to investigate industrialist Dairy Cheesewheel Cheddarfeller's possible financing of the attack. What MIF agents Black Ham and Hot Dog discover is a conspiracy that will result in the greatest financial and military crisis the tasty Mousse Coalition has ever faced. Cola help us all. Also, all the characters are food items.