* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
Bandette has so far been able to thwart the attempts on her life by FINIS, but Absinthe, the evil organization's leader, is more determined than ever to bring her career to a very permanent end. So annoying! Luckily, our beloved burglar plans to turn the tables on the Nabob of Nastiness! Who will she enlist to help bedevil the crime boss? What benefit will her mischief bring Inspector B.D. Belgique? Will Absinthe forgive Matadori's failure to eliminate our brave heroine? And what new horror does Absinthe unleash in order to ensure Bandette's demise?