Archie in "Not Even a Moose" -- Archie steps into the shoes of the jolly fat man to bring some Christmas cheer to the halls of Riverdale! But when he seems to only be spreading the joy to girls -- namely Midge -- Moose is bound to see red. Unless, of course, he thinks Archie's the real Santa Clause! Can Archie fool Moose or will he be spending Christmas in a hospital bed? Find out in a hilarious lead story to a holly jolly double double digest!