* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
Archer Coe and the Thousand Natural Shocks #1 (of 14)
Archer Coe is a professional hypnotist whose performances will "pierce the eggshell of your brain and stir up the yolk." This has lead him to unexpected places, and made him the focus of unforeseen attention. After one of his shows, he's confronted by a mysterious man who wants to know if Archer makes house calls. The answer to the question, and the strange conspiracy it will unlock, is only the beginning of Archer Coe's troubles.