* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
Coming Out Party
Mankind's unquenchable thirst for knowledge has awakened a macabre creature so gruesome, so ghastly -- well we wouldn't want to oversell it, but it's safe to say 'The Million Year Hunger' is the most horrifying foe to ever appear in the entirety of comic book history.
Full-time ice cream truck driver, and part-time superhero-in-training, Ilyia Zjarsky, is about to find out pretty quickly that dealing street justice to nickel-n-dime hoods is a far cry from squaring off against a soul-sucking, inter-dimensional, mass-murdering moon monster.